​​"Herren-Strickweste mit V-Ausschnitt – Basic für lässige und elegante Looks (Polyester, M-2XL)"​​

The Intellectual's Second Skin​​ When your Oxford shirt demands a PhD-level accessory. ​​5 Layering Algorithms​​ ✓ ​​Breathable Armor​​ – 90% polyester mesh diffuses Seoul subway sweat & Berlin techno club vapors ✓ ​​Tactical V-Neck​​ – Exacts 17° angle to frame Helsinki professor's collarbones & Bangkok street style necklaces ✓ ​​Shadow Dye Lab​​ – Black absorbs Milan paparazzi flashes, green mimics Kyoto moss temple walls ✓ ​​Size-Shifter Stitch​​ – 2XL accommodates Texas BBQ ribs consumption & Berlin vegan cafe posture ✓ ​​Sleeveless Syntax​​ – Allows Tokyo bike courier arm swings & Madrid flamenco clapping ​​Costume Change Triggers​​ ​​Lecture Hall Mode​​ – Layer over striped shirt to intimidate Cambridge freshmen. ​​Flea Market Mode​​ – Pair with band tee to authenticate Lisbon vinyl digger cred. ​​Activate Academic Aesthetic​​ [Add to Cart] to upgrade your torso's footnotes.